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Poster Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

  • First Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
  • Last Air Date: Feb 19, 2015
  • AIRS: Thursday, at 9:00 PM
  • Runtime: 25 minutes
  • Genre: |Comedy|Romance|
  • Stars: |Courtney Thorne-Smith|Angus T. Jones|Ashton Kutcher|Ryan Stiles|Jennifer Taylor|April Bowlby|Conchata Ferrell|Charlie Sheen|Marin Hinkle|Holland Taylor|Amber Tamblyn|Jon Cryer|Graham Patrick Martin|Melanie Lynskey|
  • Network: CBS
Season Episode Episode Title Release Date Download Link
1 1 Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal) 2003-09-22 Watch Link
1 2 Big Flappy Bastards 2003-09-29 Watch Link
1 3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 2003-10-06 Watch Link
1 4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 2003-10-13 Watch Link
1 5 The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump 2003-10-20 Watch Link
1 6 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 2003-10-27 Watch Link
1 7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 2003-11-03 Watch Link
1 8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful 2003-11-10 Watch Link
1 9 Phase One, Complete 2003-11-17 Watch Link
1 10 Merry Thanksgiving 2003-11-24 Watch Link
1 11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 2003-12-15 Watch Link
1 12 Camel Filters + Pheromones 2004-01-05 Watch Link
1 13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 2004-01-13 Watch Link
1 14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 2004-02-02 Watch Link
1 15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 2004-02-09 Watch Link
1 16 That Was Saliva, Alan 2004-02-16 Watch Link
1 17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 2004-02-23 Watch Link
1 18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 2004-03-01 Watch Link
1 19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 2004-03-22 Watch Link
1 20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 2004-04-19 Watch Link
1 21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 2004-05-03 Watch Link
1 22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 2004-05-10 Watch Link
1 23 Just Like Buffalo 2004-05-17 Watch Link
1 24 Can You Feel My Finger? 2004-05-24 Watch Link
2 1 Back Off, Mary Poppins 2004-09-20 Watch Link
2 2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 2004-09-27 Watch Link
2 3 A Bag Full of Jawea 2004-10-04 Watch Link
2 4 Go Get Mommy's Bra 2004-10-11 Watch Link
2 5 Bad News from the Clinic? 2004-10-18 Watch Link
2 6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 2004-10-25 Watch Link
2 7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 2004-11-08 Watch Link
2 8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 2004-11-15 Watch Link
2 9 Yes, Monsignor 2004-11-22 Watch Link
2 10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 2004-11-29 Watch Link
2 11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 2004-12-13 Watch Link
2 12 A Lungful of Alan 2005-01-03 Watch Link
2 13 Zejdz Z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) 2005-01-17 Watch Link
2 14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 2005-01-31 Watch Link
2 15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 2005-02-07 Watch Link
2 16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 2005-02-14 Watch Link
2 17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 2005-02-21 Watch Link
2 18 It Was 'Mame', Mom 2005-03-07 Watch Link
2 19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 2005-03-21 Watch Link
2 20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 2005-04-18 Watch Link
2 21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 2005-05-02 Watch Link
2 22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 2005-05-09 Watch Link
2 23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 2005-05-16 Watch Link
2 24 Does This Smell Funny to You? 2005-05-23 Watch Link
3 1 Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 2005-09-19 Watch Link
3 2 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 2005-09-26 Watch Link
3 3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 2005-10-03 Watch Link
3 4 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 2005-10-10 Watch Link
3 5 We Called It Mr. Pinky 2005-10-17 Watch Link
3 6 Hi, Mr. Horned One 2005-10-24 Watch Link
3 7 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 2005-11-07 Watch Link
3 8 That Voodoo That I Do Do 2005-11-14 Watch Link
3 9 Madame and Her Special Friend 2005-11-21 Watch Link
3 10 Something Salted and Twisted 2005-11-28 Watch Link
3 11 Santa's Village of the Damned 2005-12-19 Watch Link
0 1 Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal Watch Link
3 12 That Special Tug 2006-01-09 Watch Link
3 13 Humiliation is a visual medium 2006-01-23 Watch Link
3 14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 2006-02-06 Watch Link
3 15 My Tongue is Meat 2006-02-27 Watch Link
3 16 Ergo, the Booty Call 2006-03-06 Watch Link
3 17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 2006-03-13 Watch Link
3 18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 2006-03-20 Watch Link
3 19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 2006-04-10 Watch Link
3 20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 2006-04-24 Watch Link
4 1 Working for Caligula 2006-09-18 Watch Link
4 2 Who's Vod Kanockers? 2006-09-25 Watch Link
4 3 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 2006-10-02 Watch Link
4 4 A Pot Smoking Monkey 2006-10-09 Watch Link
3 21 And the Plot Moistens 2006-05-01 Watch Link
3 22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie 2006-05-08 Watch Link
3 23 Arguments for the Quickie 2006-05-15 Watch Link
3 24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 2006-05-22 Watch Link
4 5 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 2006-10-16 Watch Link
4 6 Apologies for the Frivolity 2006-10-23 Watch Link
4 7 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 2006-11-06 Watch Link
4 8 Release the Dogs 2006-11-13 Watch Link
4 9 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 2006-11-20 Watch Link
4 10 Kissing Abe Lincoln 2006-11-27 Watch Link
4 11 Walnuts and Demerol 2006-12-11 Watch Link
4 12 Castrating Sheep in Montana 2007-01-08 Watch Link
4 13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer 2007-01-22 Watch Link
4 14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 2007-02-05 Watch Link
4 15 My Damn Stalker 2007-02-12 Watch Link
4 16 Young People Have Phlegm Too 2007-02-19 Watch Link
4 17 I Merely Slept with a Commie 2007-02-26 Watch Link
4 18 It Never Rains in Hooterville 2007-03-19 Watch Link
4 19 Smooth as a Ken Doll 2007-04-09 Watch Link
4 20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 2007-04-16 Watch Link
4 21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 2007-04-23 Watch Link
4 22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 2007-04-30 Watch Link
4 23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin 2007-05-07 Watch Link
4 24 Prostitutes and Gelato 2007-05-14 Watch Link
5 1 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 2007-09-24 Watch Link
5 2 Media Room Slash Dungeon 2007-10-01 Watch Link
5 3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 2007-10-08 Watch Link
5 4 City of Great Racks 2007-10-15 Watch Link
5 5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 2007-10-23 Watch Link
5 6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail 2007-10-30 Watch Link
5 7 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 2007-11-05 Watch Link
5 8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 2007-11-12 Watch Link
5 9 Tight's Good 2007-11-19 Watch Link
5 10 Kinda Like Necrophilia 2007-11-26 Watch Link
5 11 Meander to Your Dander 2008-03-17 Watch Link
5 12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 2008-03-24 Watch Link
5 13 The Soil Is Moist 2008-03-31 Watch Link
5 14 Winky-Dink Time 2008-04-14 Watch Link
5 15 Rough Night In Hump Junction 2008-04-21 Watch Link
5 16 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 2008-04-28 Watch Link
5 17 Fish in a Drawer 2008-05-05 Watch Link
5 18 If My Hole Could Talk 2008-05-12 Watch Link
5 19 Waiting for the Right Snapper 2008-05-19 Watch Link
6 1 Taterhead Is Our Love Child 2008-09-22 Watch Link
6 2 Pie Hole, Herb 2008-09-29 Watch Link
6 3 Damn You, Eggs Benedict 2008-10-06 Watch Link
6 4 The Flavin' and the Mavin' 2008-10-13 Watch Link
6 5 A Jock Strap in Hell 2008-10-20 Watch Link
6 6 It's Always Nazi Week 2008-11-03 Watch Link
6 7 Best H.O. Money Can Buy 2008-11-10 Watch Link
6 8 Pinocchio's Mouth 2008-11-17 Watch Link
6 9 The Mooch at the Boo 2008-11-24 Watch Link
6 10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 2008-12-08 Watch Link
6 11 The Devil's Lube 2008-12-15 Watch Link
6 12 Thank God for Scoliosis 2009-01-12 Watch Link
6 13 I Think You Offended Don 2009-01-19 Watch Link
6 14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 2009-02-02 Watch Link
6 15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat 2009-02-09 Watch Link
6 16 She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 2009-03-02 Watch Link
6 17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 2009-03-09 Watch Link
6 18 My Son's Enormous Head 2009-03-16 Watch Link
6 19 The Two Finger Rule 2009-03-30 Watch Link
6 20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 2009-04-13 Watch Link
6 21 Above Exalted Cyclops 2009-04-27 Watch Link
6 22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 2009-05-04 Watch Link
6 23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 2009-05-11 Watch Link
6 24 Baseball Was Better With Steroids 2009-05-18 Watch Link
7 1 818-JKLPUZO 2009-09-21 Watch Link
7 2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation 2009-09-28 Watch Link
7 3 Mmm, Fish. Yum. 2009-10-05 Watch Link
7 4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 2009-10-12 Watch Link
7 5 For the Sake of the Child 2009-10-19 Watch Link
7 6 Give Me Your Thumb 2009-11-02 Watch Link
7 7 Untainted By Filth 2009-11-09 Watch Link
7 8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 2009-11-16 Watch Link
7 9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 2009-11-23 Watch Link
7 10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room 2009-12-07 Watch Link
7 11 Warning, It's Dirty 2009-12-15 Watch Link
7 12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 2010-01-11 Watch Link
7 13 Yay, No Polyps! 2010-01-18 Watch Link
7 14 Crude and Uncalled For 2010-02-01 Watch Link
7 15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 2010-02-08 Watch Link
7 16 Tinkle Like a Princess 2010-03-01 Watch Link
7 17 I Found Your Moustache 2010-03-08 Watch Link
7 18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day 2010-03-22 Watch Link
7 19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 2010-04-12 Watch Link
7 20 I Called Him Magoo 2010-05-10 Watch Link
7 21 Gumby with a Pokey 2010-05-17 Watch Link
7 22 This Is Not Gonna End Well 2010-05-24 Watch Link
8 1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 2010-09-20 Watch Link
8 2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 2010-09-27 Watch Link
8 3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus 2010-10-04 Watch Link
8 4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 2010-10-11 Watch Link
8 5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 2010-10-18 Watch Link
8 6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger 2010-10-25 Watch Link
8 7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette 2010-11-01 Watch Link
8 8 Springtime on a Stick 2010-11-08 Watch Link
8 9 A Good Time in Central Africa 2010-11-15 Watch Link
8 10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 2010-11-22 Watch Link
8 11 Dead from the Waist Down 2010-12-06 Watch Link
8 12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 2010-12-13 Watch Link
8 13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup 2011-01-03 Watch Link
8 14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs 2011-01-17 Watch Link
8 15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 2011-02-07 Watch Link
8 16 That Darn Priest 2011-02-14 Watch Link
9 1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2011-09-19 Watch Link
9 2 People Who Love Peepholes 2011-09-26 Watch Link
9 3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2011-10-03 Watch Link
9 4 Nine Magic Fingers 2011-10-10 Watch Link
9 5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2011-10-17 Watch Link
9 6 The Squat and the Hover 2011-10-24 Watch Link
9 7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 2011-10-31 Watch Link
9 8 Thank You for the Intercourse 2011-11-07 Watch Link
9 9 Frodo's Headshots 2011-11-14 Watch Link
9 10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 2011-11-21 Watch Link
9 11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 2011-12-05 Watch Link
9 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 2011-12-12 Watch Link
9 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 2012-01-02 Watch Link
9 14 A Possum On Chemo 2012-01-16 Watch Link
9 15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 2012-02-06 Watch Link
9 16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 2012-02-13 Watch Link
9 17 Not in My Mouth! 2012-02-20 Watch Link
9 18 The War Against Gingivitis 2012-02-27 Watch Link
9 19 Palmdale, Ech 2012-03-19 Watch Link
9 20 Grandma's Pie 2012-04-09 Watch Link
9 21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 2012-04-16 Watch Link
9 22 Why We Gave Up Women 2012-04-30 Watch Link
9 23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 2012-05-07 Watch Link
9 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 2012-05-14 Watch Link
10 1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk 2012-09-27 Watch Link
10 2 A Big Bag of Dog 2012-10-04 Watch Link
10 3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 2012-10-11 Watch Link
10 4 You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 2012-10-18 Watch Link
10 5 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 2012-10-25 Watch Link
10 6 Ferrets, Attack 2012-11-01 Watch Link
10 7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard 2012-11-08 Watch Link
10 8 Something My Gynecologist Said 2012-11-15 Watch Link
10 9 I Scream When I Pee 2012-11-29 Watch Link
10 10 One Nut Johnson 2012-12-06 Watch Link
10 11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole 2012-12-13 Watch Link
10 12 Welcome to Alancrest 2013-01-03 Watch Link
10 13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line 2013-01-10 Watch Link
10 14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! 2013-01-31 Watch Link
10 15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 2013-02-07 Watch Link
10 16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 2013-02-14 Watch Link
10 17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 2013-02-21 Watch Link
10 18 The 9:04 from Pemberton 2013-03-07 Watch Link
10 19 Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 2013-03-14 Watch Link
10 20 Bazinga! That's from a TV Show 2013-04-04 Watch Link
10 21 Another Night with Neil Diamond 2013-04-25 Watch Link
10 22 My Bodacious Vidalia 2013-05-02 Watch Link
10 23 Cows, Prepare to be Tipped 2013-05-09 Watch Link
11 1 Nangnangnangnang 2013-09-26 Watch Link
11 2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 2013-10-03 Watch Link
11 3 This Unblessed Biscuit 2013-10-10 Watch Link
11 4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 2013-10-17 Watch Link
11 5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 2013-10-24 Watch Link
11 6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 2013-11-07 Watch Link
11 7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 2013-11-14 Watch Link
11 9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 2013-12-05 Watch Link
11 8 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 2013-11-21 Watch Link
11 10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer! 2013-12-12 Watch Link
11 11 Tazed In the Lady Nuts 2014-01-02 Watch Link
11 12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 2014-01-09 Watch Link
11 13 Bite Me, Supreme Court 2014-01-30 Watch Link
11 14 Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe 2014-02-06 Watch Link
11 15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 2014-02-27 Watch Link
11 16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 2014-03-06 Watch Link
11 17 Welcome Home, Jake 2014-03-13 Watch Link
11 18 West Side Story 2014-04-03 Watch Link
11 19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 2014-04-10 Watch Link
11 20 Lotta Delis In Little Armenia 2014-04-24 Watch Link
11 21 Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot 2014-05-01 Watch Link
11 22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 2014-05-08 Watch Link
12 1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach 2014-10-30 Watch Link
12 2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza 2014-11-06 Watch Link
12 3 Glamping in a Yurt 2014-11-13 Watch Link
12 4 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 2014-11-20 Watch Link
12 5 Oontz, Oontz, Oontz 2014-11-27 Watch Link
12 6 Alan Shot a Little Girl 2014-12-04 Watch Link
12 7 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 2014-12-11 Watch Link
12 8 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 2014-12-18 Watch Link
12 9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 2015-01-08 Watch Link
12 10 Here I Come, Pants! 2015-01-15 Watch Link
12 11 For Whom the Booty Calls 2015-01-22 Watch Link
12 12 A Beer Battered Rip-Off 2015-01-29 Watch Link
12 13 Boompa Loved His Hookers 2015-02-05 Watch Link
12 14 Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun 2015-02-12 Watch Link
12 15 Of Course He's Dead (1) 2015-02-19 Watch Link
12 16 Of Course He's Dead (2) 2015-02-19 Watch Link